Alice Among the Lizard Men

I’m stranded on an alien planet, all alone with a trio of virile lizard men. Lucky for me, I’m intimately familiar with first contact protocols.

I’m a living universal translator, but to start the process, I need some genetic material from my potent new alien friends. Luckily, some forms of communication are universal, even when dealing with alien reptiles with double endowments. With my mastery of the ancient art of flirtation – and some enhanced endowments of my own – it’s just a matter of time before I get our diplomatic relations started off with a bang.